Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Ode to Simon

However, spending that much time together does teach you a lot about a person and here are a few things I have learnt about Simon from this trip...
- He uses an obscene amount of shower gel; one bottle apparently lasted him a mere 5 days.
- He has an intolerance of waiting for lights to turn green before he can cross the road, despite it being punishable by fine in the USA.
- Money is a burden to him, especially coins and you will often hear the sound of coins dropping into a bin as he discards them at an alarming rate.
- He developed an addiction to outlet mall shopping (well who wouldn't when clothes are about a third of the price they are at home.)
- Despite a love of taxis and a hatred of public transport, he proved he could manage the whole fortnight on buses and trams despite hating every minute.
- During the fortnight he developed an irrational craving for burgers.
So thank you Simon for providing us with much entertainment on our holiday.